Assly was upset when he didn’t get to personally go to the red carpet for dead inside but nobody was going to stop him from reviewing it. Watch as Assly discusses what he loves about this indie film and how he tries to hit on the actresses even though they are not ever going to talk to him. Correction Assly says they will talk to him and they will like it. Watch for some laughs and see this film if [...]
Assly is back with a special movie titled Hack job. Here at assly.tv we love independent films and filmmakers and this one is a fun ride. From mummies to aliens to troma characters like Toxie you will be laughing as Assly describes what he loves about the Craptastic movie!
This weeks review is about Christopher Witherspoon’s film RAGE. The film is about a crazed motorcyclist who will stop at nothing, to hurt a man he believes is having relations with his woman. What did Assly think? Watch the damn video and find out!
This week a video went viral of an Arizona Man getting pepper sprayed at the happiest place on earth after indulging in some vodka before entering the park. Due to his actions and abuse of a senior citizen aka Disney’s Finest Security employees, he was pepper sprayed but boy did he put up a fight. Watch as Assly gives the step by step break down of events including the loud annoying blonde that won’t shut up and the douche bag [...]
Assly is back with something different for Valentines Day. Wifers took the douche to see The Vow starring Rachel McAdams and wanted him to do the review for it, so he talked Assly into doing it along with Chronicle the badass new Super Heroesque film by Max Landis, son of John Landis. Sit back and relax as Assly mocks The Vow, talks about how the black guy dies first in Chronicle (spoiler alert haha) and the Douche wishes Wifers a [...]
Assly is back with something different and fun. Our friend Zach Green of Fatal Pictures sent us two short films titled Worm and Familiar which turned out to be a blast. Watch as Assly gives a special review for both the films written and directed by Richard Powell. Look out for Familiar to be hitting the film festival market soon and a full length movie of WORM which I personally believe will be awesome.
Assly is back with the review for the underworld trilogy. Due to other important obligations popping up it is a week late but well worth the wait. Watch as Assly wished Wifers a happy birthday and discusses his disappointment with UnderWorld2 due to boober reasons. Also Assly discusses why he may make the Chicago cubs this season and Deneen Melody is on the air in no elfin way! Watch for some laughs and don’t forget to wash your wewe!
For the first time ever, Assly.TV releases the first ever Live Action short film written and starring Kristian J. Hanson the voice of Assly with Caley Sender, Sara Riquier and Fernanda Hanson. Sit back and relax as you are privy to the hilariousness of James Von SheetDonSteenk as he interviews three ladies who had sexual relations with the 8th wonder of the world King Kong and how the mysterious Big Foot came to be from the shredded bodies of the [...]
Assly and Jameson are back this week with the first podcast of the new year. They come back to discuss their New Year’s Resolutions, The Golden Globe awards and how they received cards from two fans Kenny and Dev whom Jameson loves and Assly is a little bit pissed at for the contents of the cards. Enjoy!
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